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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.