- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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