- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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