If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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