- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

feces

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

*you're

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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