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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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religion.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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shauns beautiful

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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cancer

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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