- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

rose are red violets should be purple

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Soccer...

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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