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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Obama

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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