Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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