Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Kelly Clarkson

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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