A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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obama leadership

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Jason Connor.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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I pooped my pants

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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