Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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