Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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