A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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