- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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