- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock! Come in.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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