A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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I'm banging your sister.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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