Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Knock Knock.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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