This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Stop being a centipede

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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