- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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