- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

my friend is gay hes gay

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Your social life.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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