how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

banana

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

pickle juice?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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