- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

women's rights

I hate black people. Because their black.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

If you are my friend like it!

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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