- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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