What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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