Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Women's sports.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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