- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Penal Dysfunction

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

AIDS

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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