What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How are you? Yes

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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