What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Penal Dysfunction

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

AIDS

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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