- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's 4+7 47

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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