FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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