- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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