- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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