Melbourne Football Club.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did I get raped

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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