What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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