- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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