What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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american government

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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I've got a dig bick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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