Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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