whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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