A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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