- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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