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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did I get raped

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Soccer...

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

rose are red violets should be purple

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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