Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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John Stamos.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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