Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

hi to the world fromthe world

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

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