What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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your father died

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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