Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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