- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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