- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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