- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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