I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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