How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why did I get raped

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Soccer...

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Anti Joke

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