- Anti Joke

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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poop is very very yummy.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.