i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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feces

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

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