A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

You're Adopted.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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