Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Mrs. Welsh

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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