Why? Whats wrong?

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Welcome to die!

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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