A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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baskets

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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