- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Snarf Nuggets

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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