- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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