- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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