What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why? Whats wrong?

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Welcome to die!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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