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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What is cold? Winter

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.