Gay's rights

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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I hate blackniggers

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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