- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Obama

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

lol a man is drowning

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

i like turtals and kids

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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