Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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woman's rights

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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redtube

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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