Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Anti Joke

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