What's the deal with airline food?

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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